Do you just want to get kicked out, or are you looking to make an appearance on the evening news?
I don’t see why one should preclude the other
Not at all, the former is just the baseline goal. To provide good feedback I need to know whether there are other goals to be attained as well. Someone fainting? An arrest? Building condemnation? A statement from the Pope?
Try to convince the nuns to smoke weed
Does the Book not say “every plant bearing seed and every seed of it’s fruit”?
Epoxy a giant dildo to the big Jesus that hangs from the cross
Jesus is already supremely hung.
And a bottom, since he gets nailed all the time.
If just leaving voluntarily isn’t your style, and you need to make a splash I recommend sin - give everyone e, a dance music party cum orgy with an only fans channel.
Start hitting on all the other nuns.
Kicked out or elected mother superior.
“You see the funny man who’s been nailed to a tree? I don’t even swing that way, but I’d do him.”
Well taking a dump on the floor is a safe bet to get kicked out of any space, so I’m sure it’ll work there
This was true in the United States until January 6, 2021, but now the floor shitters are firmly embedded in the White House.
Calling it the “White House” now may be a bit misleading.
Not really, it’s full of white supremacists.
But the building itself sure isn’t white anymore (or in one piece for that matter).
Demand to be elevated to the priesthood, works every time.
