I’m going Orange. I feel like all of the others would naturally follow.
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Easy: Teleport to Albania for cheap rent and food, work somewhere with high pay.
This one with some preparation could be the base for quite some high risk activities.
It doesn’t say you can teleport away though, so wherever you work is gonna have to be somewhat close by anyway
Pink, because then you can fold Queen Elizabeth II into a whale giving head
That whale has million dollar pearl lips
God save… What the fuck?
Yellow so less concussions
Can’t believe no one at all is thinking about ‘Become a Third String QB in the XFL’. There’s nothing specifying that this is a one time transformation.
Being an XFL QB of any level seems like it would require a general level of health and wellbeing… If you could assume that this would make you capable of being a QB with everything that would typically entail and if that power was constant where you were always capable of being a QB… You could be kind of immortal, healthy, and always in at least above average shape.
Also imagining a world where all society has collapsed except the XFL, I’d read that book.
Depending on your current situation the base XFL salary of $59k might look pretty good. You’re not going to get rich off that but lots of people survive off a lot less.
Can you teleport things with you? If so, use your ability to start a business importing items to Albania with nearly zero shipping costs, then invest in the local community until it’s a really nice city to teleport home to.
Going for purple to get the dog. I speak Mandarin, so if I put in the effort I could learn Cantonese really fast.
The teleportation is obviously most powerful in terms of exploits
The dog could bring about the most technological advancement
I think Ill go for the eye color change though, because its so uncommon to have different eye colors.
i reckon you could make more than $5AUD with a cantonese speaking dog
AND you get a dog
‘Hey google why does my dog keep calling me Gweilo?’
are kibbles the opium of the modern cantonese speaking dog?
Black. I could do anything far away from Albania, teleport there, have three cctv cameras and 9 guys at a pub confirm was there having a drink with them in the evening the 23rd and could definitely not have been robbing a jewelery store in Copenhagen at the same time.
My reactions in order upon seeing these:
“Sounds cool I could probably convince some nutjobs that I’m a demon or something?”
“Who?”
“Great my head already doesn’t fit through my doorframe as it is”
“I would farm exactly two reactions out of this before getting bored”
“Who?”
“Is he only like ethnically cantonese or is that the sole language he speaks?”
“So nothing”
“A what in a what now?”
“Oh no.”
“Great my head already doesn’t fit through my doorframe as it is”
Hey, Arnold
One time I was in Spain and I found 5 Australian dollars on the floor in a train station. I picked it up and pocketed it. The same day, I climbed a bell tower in some museum/remains and was chilling up there for half an hour, without anybody else coming up. Eventually another person came up and said hi. Recognised they were Australian so I asked them if they wanted 5 dollars and they said “…yeah?” And I gave it to them. No explanation.
I laugh sometimes thinking of the story from their perspective, climbing a Spanish bell tower and meeting an English guy at the top who hands them 5AUD, like a NPC in an RPG.
Obviously pink.
I don’t see any stipulation that says I can only use my power only once.The black pill.
You can just TP to Tirana if you are in a situation that is more dangerous than being in Albania. Which doesn’t happen often but you’d be very glad to have chosen this if something that bad ever happened to you
Like is it a specific place in Tirana? Or a place of your choosing? Or a safe place in Tirana? Or like a category of things (like “hotel lobbies”) and it picks one at random? Or just completely random (unoccupied?) space (at ground level?)?
So many questions. I wouldn’t want to be teleported into the Tirana airspace, or teleported with my current solar velocity.
We’ve had different experiences in Albania, but fair enough. If that’s what you’re into.
Red. Rob a bank in a balaclava.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t really help given that you also left your fingerprints, hair, driver’s license, and semen at the scene. But it serves you very well during your incarceration.
Black one for sure. You could get away with some amazing heists/pranks/achievements.
I think they’d catch on to me after I got flagged 5 times in one year leaving Albania with no record of entering the country in between.
And they’ll be waiting for you in Tarana Albania, every time.
Only if they knew that’s where I went
Spawn camping
You get a 5 second invulnerability when you spawn though, so just start blastin
Everywhere? The first thing I would do is take a 3 month vacation and scout the entire city.
Best chances are to bribe the politicians and police, then you can get away with a lot.
Showing up with armfuls of bribes each time should help.
Staying anonymous would be the best way though, especially if your goings try it more than once.
Nobody said your stuff teleports. Just you. Don’t be greedy.
That goes for clothes too. So you arrive nude.
If you have the confidence to pull it off, you’ll get the party started every single time.
get an apartment closest to the teleport place, travelling is now cheaper as you never have to worry about the way back.
The teleport place is Tirana, Albania. Nobody said the same spot in Tirana, Albania every time. Your real estate investment was rash and very rarely saves you time. But it does increase in value a tiny bit, so eh you’re fine.
still useful for international travel, no need to get a return ticket.
