FINALLY. I have waited so long for this. Woke destroyed cereal the moment they removed the mascots’ penises. Tony the Tiger, the Trix Rabbit, the Lucky Charms Leprechaun and Froot Loops Toucan- these used to be symbols of masculinity that were proudly engorged on the box.
Tony is seared into my brain due to me watching several lifetimes worth of tv before I was even 20. But I was too lazy to google the other guy’s names.
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FINALLY. I have waited so long for this. Woke destroyed cereal the moment they removed the mascots’ penises. Tony the Tiger, the Trix Rabbit, the Lucky Charms Leprechaun and Froot Loops Toucan- these used to be symbols of masculinity that were proudly engorged on the box.
Tony: “Why ya just sittin’ there, Toucan? If I had wings I’d be flyin’ everywhere.”
Leprechaun: “Ah - leave 'im alone - ya filthy striped bastard. He can’t fly now.”
Tony: “Why?”
Tony: “'Cause he’s tumescent!”
Tony: “Oh.”
Toucan: “Follow my nose…”
It isn’t cocopuffs without full cock.
isn’t his name Lucky?
Tony is seared into my brain due to me watching several lifetimes worth of tv before I was even 20. But I was too lazy to google the other guy’s names.
The thing that made him lucky was the Christmas ham he had in his pants. They changed his name when woke happened.