One of the best scenes of the movie. ---------------------------------------------------- - So, do you have a boyfriend? - No. - Why not? - 'Cause I don't want one. - Come on. I don't believe that. - You don't believe that a woman could enjoy being free and independent? - Are you a lesbian? - No, I'm not a lesbian. I just don't feel comfortable being anyone's girlfriend. I don't actually feel comfortable being anyone's anything, you know - I don't know what you're talking about. - Really? - Nope. - Okay. Let me break it down for you. - Break it down. - Okay. I like being on my own. Relationships are messy, and people's feelings get hurt. Who needs it? We're young. We live in one of the most beautiful cities in the world. Might as well have fun while we can and... save the serious stuff for later. - Holy shit. You're a dude. She's a dude! - Okay. But wait, wait. What happens if you fall in love? - What? - Well, you don't believe that, do you? - It's love. It's not Santa Claus. - Well, what does that word even mean? I've been in relationships, and I don't think I've ever seen it. - Well, maybe that's... - And most marriages end in divorce these days. Like my parents. - Okay. Mine too, but- - Me thinks the lady doth protest too much. - The lady dothn't. There's no such thing as love. It's a fantasy. - Well, I think you're wrong. - Okay. Well, what is it that I'm missing then? - I think you know it when you feel it. - I guess we can just agree to disagree. - Yeah.