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Just as the ducks at the park are free, there is also no legal requirement to answer the phone in particular way. Hit folks with a, “Ahoyhoy”, “Howdy”, “Whats good brother?”, or for the more adventurous, “Ralphs Roadkill Cafe. You kill it, we grill it.”
My go to is “Yellow”
“Dave’s pizza and abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce” is a particularly spicy one I’ve heard.
“You rape em, we scrape em”
(I do not condone this message)
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my go-to when im forced to answer unknown callers is “who is this?”. then i disconnect if they dont answer my question
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To me it sounds like OP’s opener is exactly for people who aren’t contacts saved in his phone. It sounds perfect to me
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