• Drusas@fedia.io
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      3 days ago

      I saw one in a Shanghai department store once. I’m a woman. It ran through all of the stalls. It’s the third most awkward pee I have ever taken.

        • Drusas@fedia.io
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          3 days ago

          It’s a tough call which of the other two is the first most awkward. It’s either the time I used the filthiest fucking bathroom you have ever seen in some restaurant in New York’s Chinatown (I was desperate!) or the first time I used a hole-in-the-floor style toilet. I was so sure I was going to piss all over my pants, and also fall down (I didn’t!).

          Edit: Oh wait, there was also the time I needed to pee at like two or three in the morning when I was camping in the middle of a snowstorm. It was so windy, the boulder I tried to hide behind did nothing.

          I never thought about how many awkward pees I’ve had in my life. It’s kind of a lot.