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weird@sub.wetshaving.social to memes@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

I even have the measuring device

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I even have the measuring device

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  • Zacryon@feddit.org
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    4 servings: 500 g
    1 serving: 500 g
    3 servings: 500 g

    I always cook the whole package. I can eat leftovers later or make some new dish out of it the next day.

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      Family of 5. We make 500 g, no leftovers.

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      with 500g you can eat leftovers for 3-4 days if you live alone

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    You see that hole? That’s enough for 1 serving.

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      Looks over at my teens

      Yeah, sure. For me maybe.

      If I cook a box I’ll still have about a couple cups left over. If I cook half a box they’ll all be removed that they’re still hungry in 15 minutes, and they’ll consume another entire box.

      I cook it restaurant style I don’t even stop the water from boiling.

      Honestly, it’s one of the reasons I don’t cook that much spaghetti the chunkier pasta shaped work better as leftovers.

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        the chunkier pasta shaped work better as leftovers

        Same until I realized spaghetti works great for pasta salad.

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        I have 4 teenagers. I cook 2 boxes every time. There are no leftovers.

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      YO WHAT? How have I never known this til now?

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      I still just go for 100g/person. Altough the hole trick is nice if your out and about and done have a scale

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        If you are out and have your travel spaghetti scooper with you

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          It’s also an emergency hairbrush. Slam it in a drawer with the head sticking out and boom, overnight jewelry holder. Or hold it up in front of your face and you can watch people without them knowing. It’s the all-accessory!

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          Who doesn’t make travel spaghetti with their portable pot of boiling water?

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            They do make portable mini stoves tho

    • CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world
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      Instructions unclear, my spaghetto is stuck in the spoon hole…

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      Holy shit

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        Holey*

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          Clap

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      Srsly? You have changed my life!!!

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      back scratcher?

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        It’s a holy back scratcher ;)

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        Desperation breeds innovation I guess.

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    125 grams of dried pasta per person, as a main course usually works fine for me.

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      What’s that? Dump the whole box in?

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        “No, wai-“

        fwish

        “Too late!”

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      This is hilarious to me. We make 400g for 2 (normal sized) people.

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        We make 500g for 2 normal sized (lean) people and it’s nearly not enough

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          Yea we also used to do 500g, but over the years it has just (naturally?) gone down a bit.

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      I use 160g spaghetti with an entire 14oz jar of sauce, personally.

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      I assume that’s basically plain pasta? Or are we talking American portions?

      Because in most of the world it’s 70-90g. If you’re going with heavy dishes it’s sometimes down into 50-60g.

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        Not American portions, but for a dish that is centered around pasta. Usually with a light tomatoe sauce, aglio e olio or something like that. And I like to have a second helping, so that’s included.

        If you’re going for a casserolle or something else with lots of Cheese, a thick and creamy sauce, or relevant amounts of meat and/or vegetables to go with it, you’ll need less than that.

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          I like to eat a small bowl with sauce, then make a truly deranged second small bowl – butter, olive oil, that trash-ass Parmesan or whatever blend is kicking around in the fridge, adobo, black pepper, chili flakes

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      Pasta 80g/person (women may prefer 70g), sauce about 100g/person

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        Women may prefer 🤣 Jesus Christ

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          ? That’s just how it is, some people eat more, some eat less, women on average eat less.

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    between 70-500g per person. Hope it helps.

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      So between a light snack and “I want people to think I’m pregnant.”

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    1 person: what fits in the hole when you place your index finger against the first joint in your thumb. 2 person, second joint. three person thumb tip. Smaller rations, loose fit, larger rations tighter fit. Try a few times to adjust for your hand size. It’s just a step above eyeballing, but shockingly effective.

    Edit: Not that hole, I see you coming. And not coming that way. Jeez, the infantilism!

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      Don’t blame us! You’re the one talking dirty!

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      Not that hole, I see you coming.

      How’s your eye a hole? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    Instead of measuring out your pasta, have you considered switching to Linux?

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      What’s Linux?

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        What he meant was GNU/Spaghetti

        Jokes aside, it’s an operating system alternative to Windows. The Steam Deck gaming handheld runs Linux. It’s a free and open software.

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    I keep seeing variations of this theme. My mom always does the opposite. Like 12 people are coming over for thanksgiving or Christmas and she makes one little bag of noodles.

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    Pot is an effective limitator.

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      You don’t get the munchies?

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    1g per 1kg of your weight. So for someone who weighs 100kg you use 100g of pasta.

    • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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      hold on i’m doing weed maths

      • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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        alexa how much do i weigh

        • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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          no in kilograms

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            dammit math is hard when you’re high

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    I once made spaghetti without water

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      I need to know more……

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        Put spaghetti in pot, heat the stove, put pot on the stove. Wait

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          Ok, i guess now i know!

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    125g per person if you only eat that, 80 to 100 if you eat something else too

    Good brands you can usually find outside of italy with not outrageous prices are Rummo and Garofalo, less good but still okay, and at a generally lower price, you can usually find Voiello or De Cecco

    Barilla is the most common, but outside of their spaghetti I’m not a big fan

    There are a bunch of others, but these tend to be easier to find

    That’s all, thank you for coming to my TED talk

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    Cook it all. Save what you don’t eat in a sealed container in the refrigerator. Cooked noodles are so useful. Fry them with chili paste, yum yum! Make peanut sauce and eat them cold. Even just tossed with sesame oil and salt they are pretty good.

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      This. Also toss it evenly with some olive oil before you put it in the fridge. Will delay the concrete phase by a lot

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      Be careful with this.

      Turned pasta is really dangerous and hard to notice as it doesn’t have an awful smell or look like other foods when bacteria settles.

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        It goes straight into the fridge, been doing this for over 30 years with no problem. I don’t save half eaten pasta, just split it after it’s cooked.

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    Get some containers and keep leftovers. Cooking more than you will eat in one sitting saves your future self some work.

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    I feel like a fatass because I never need to measure spaghetti. One box is two servings.

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    I have the amounts and cooking time written under the lid of each food item so that I don’t need to ever think how much I need.

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