tattoos on the left hand say “toes”, yet they are fingers
P R E C I O U S in old English script across the upper part of smegols back.
Frodo has S H A R E T H E L O A D across the small of his back.
Like, arschgeweih? A billboard above his hobb-kini. 🤣
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Spud Life!
One homie to rule them all!
Oh no, Rudy’s going to be sent to a Salvadoran Gulag!
His left hand just says “TOES”, lol
It says MS-13.
Boil em mash em put em on a tattoo
It’s funnier if you look at it as a single photo rather than two.
Sam rocking some mighty mitts.
Replace the 'O’s with 'U’s and the story changes considerably.
Putatues?
Only when properly drunk.
Well, that doesn’t sound like consent, friend.
Well if you think about it, inebriation often is about things sobriety would never consent to.
Yes, and there’s a lubrication/justification joke in there, for sure. 😜
BTW, and not to deflate the fun 😅 I feel this is a fair opportunity to remind everyone here, in passing : “impaired” == unable to consent. That goes for anyone, including yourself.
Have a blast, live deliciously and according to your whatever inspires you — just, do it with awareness, ya know? 🥰
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NGL, if I’m rockin’ these IRL, it’s a snappy two-step and a quick toast away from the end of the world — but, still. Not off the list.🤘🏼







