• Aiden@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 year ago

    Google theme looking crazy! Wait. Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

  • Chewget@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    This is like the anxiety that creates the sunk cost fallacy. It’s gotta be right there just a bit more time. We’ve spent so much already it’ll be there soon.

  • ☆Luma☆@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    Reminds me of that one dude who tried to find his partner cheating on him based on a rumor. Dude’s history was hoooours of searching porn. That was legendary.