full of fail
ive got bad news for you if you just time travelled forward from 2006
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somehow that makes it worse
1·17 days agooh i know how this works and its not the way you think. Its somehow better and worse at the same time
Im going to describe the process using a hypothetical situation:
You decide to try a new shampoo but you’re not sure what to buy. You ask your friend “hey what shampoo do you use” and they tell you they use Head and Shoulders.
Later that night, you google head and shoulders and read reviews
The next day, your friend gets Head and Shoulders ads on youtube and facebook and Instagram, etc
This is because google knows both of your locations and search history. It sees that you two were within a few feet of each for hours and decides to shoot ads at you both, based on what either of you have searched recently.
This is called proximity targetted advertising and i think its gross.
But this is why so many people say things like “we were talking about it and now im seeing ads they must be spying on me”
Alright fine ill switch browsers AGAIN
i wish they would all act like the faceless industrial complexes out there
you don’t see this from stuff like Caterpillar
if only there was a simple easy solution
i break into stores after hours and steal things
A SHADY RAVEN CONCURS
#ComeAndTakeWhatExactly
#WhatDidTimTakeFromYou
that is not what i thought the hashtag/pound was used for
THATS NOT WHAT COMMUNISM IS UGHJGGFIBEKWMEK
my sentiment remains, even if the specifics are inaccurate
don’t be silly
it’ll get appealed and fought over and over until it’s down to 600 million
they’ll pay back 300 and we wont hear anything else about it for years until someone mentions Clarence Thomas getting a new 300 million dollar golden calf statue around the same time
1·1 month agooh i forgot the killing spree shoutouts
killing spree
rampage!
Unstoppable
…
G O D L I K E
HEADSHOT
HEADSHOT- DOUBLEKILL
MULTIKILL
ULTRA KILL
…MMMMMMM MONSTER KILLL LLLLLL
oh if you think i am defending cops then i have failed terribly at communicating the sarcasm and disdain in my tone lemme try again
OH NOES
PUBWIC OFFICIAWS NAMES AND UNIT NUMBERS ARE PUBWIC KNOWEDGE?
I HOPE NOWOBODY USES THIS INFOWO TO DO CWIMES! nyaaa! :3
like jurassic park, life finds a way
Comouter scientists are now able to change gender as an evolutionary response to the lack of women in STEM fields
the socks are not mandatory, they are just given out in case anyone is chosen to be the new cutest girl in the office
i will warn you that if you ever start saying “mrrrp…nya :3” even as a joke, it WILL trigger the process to begin
…oh shit wait
BE THE CHANGE YOU WISH TO SEE IN THE WORLD
its crazy that they pay this man 88k a year and all he does is run over minorities and look stupid
I will NEVER condone vigilantism or street justice, because its a slippery slope into chaos as people start taking matter into their own hands, possibly harming innocent people just on suspicion of guilt
Unrelated:
heres his full name, birth year, badge number, every unit he’s been in, his date of hire, every write up hes had since 2011, and his current salary
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