I roll the third amendment
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Cake day: July 13th, 2023
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“Psychic! Attack! Fuck you!” –The Devil, 2005
How is Morgoth not Ontologically Evil?
I have it to where the good/evil extraplanar creatures are created as expressions of the good and evil within everything sentient.
I see Fey not as alien, but as capricious. They do what they please, when they please, damn the consequences.
They might commit arson against a local noble and then give that noble’s kid a super fancy cake; and not have a reason for either beyond “lol, lmao”
Szass Tam, Sauron, SecCom, The Empire, etc.
3·3 months agoI have WIS and CHA as “Go Completely Unresponsive” and “Personality Death” respectively.
We’re D&D players, we all have a -1 at most
This reads like a Vex meme and it’s awesome!
Tarrasque in a Ford F-150 Raptor Super Duty barreling through the school zone at 55 mph.
It’s me, I’m that player
That’s why I always take prestidigitation, to reheat the eggs afterwards
Once again, Magneto is the best villain
What kind of two-bit good-for-nothing organization wouldn’t supply you with a flamethrower?
“Birdie, I need a pipe bomb”
NPC: “It’s my job” Player: “everybody check your asses for bugs!”
“Why TF does it have thoughts, it’s not Rattatootoot”
(In the thickest Russian accent): “Still your fault, fuck you!”
“Fuck it, all the gnomes are French now, hon hon hon motherfucker”
P1: ”He checked my dick, my dick was fine” P2: ‘He sucked it dry it was so sublime’
”Can I store things in the dog?”
NPC: “Where are you going to get a baby dragon?” Player: “We’re going to make one”
My brother in Christ that is Princess Zelda