It’s me, I’m that player

That’s why I always take prestidigitation, to reheat the eggs afterwards

What kind of two-bit good-for-nothing organization wouldn’t supply you with a flamethrower?

“Birdie, I need a pipe bomb”

NPC: “It’s my job” Player: “everybody check your asses for bugs!”

“Why TF does it have thoughts, it’s not Rattatootoot”

(In the thickest Russian accent): “Still your fault, fuck you!”

“Fuck it, all the gnomes are French now, hon hon hon motherfucker”

P1: ”He checked my dick, my dick was fine” P2: ‘He sucked it dry it was so sublime’

”Can I store things in the dog?”

NPC: “Where are you going to get a baby dragon?” Player: “We’re going to make one”