Do Republicants spend any of their waking hours not fretting and obsessing over the genitalia of strangers?

Have you tried prayer?

How’d that go?

Same as it ever was

In Two Weeks?

Miso gets called ‘Miso’, but also ‘Mimis’, ‘Mrs. So’, ‘Jennifer Mimiston’, ‘Miso the Lioma’, and ‘Mi’.

How about a dump truck?

What is best in life?

Bangs!

In similarly important news, my cat, High Space Admiral Peaches, has renamed her litter box ‘Donald J Trunt’.

Of all the things that never happened that never happened the most.