Just started Elite Dangerous today.

This one will actually have the microchip in it.

Thats Tighten from the movie Megamind.

I mean, that would be worth the 15 dollars.

I no longer care about a franchise after three movies.

Modern version of a piece of string and two tin cans?

Sorry, seen this in my ‘All’ feed. Didn’t know scientology had a place down there.

But yeah “trend”. I think the building here in California took the door knobs off their entrances because it kept happening.

Are the tiny hallucinations different sizes based on the height of the person that consumed the mushroom? Or does everyone see the same size hallucinations?

Not seeing anything like that on Voyager. Would be nice though, the ammount of posts that are just links to a paywall has been reaching reddit levels.

Baptism by proxy unfortunately.

Wrong friend

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Children typically come with two. Ad in one of your own and, BOOM! Profit.

Baby shark

X = Twitter

Facebook = Facefuck

Instagram = Instaspam

LinkedIn = Facebook for cocaine addicts

Tik Tok = Garbage

Snapchat = Shatnap

Telegram = Pedo Hangout

Reddit = Fuck u/Spez

Tumblr = Autistic Reddit

WhatsApp = That one American app that is used by non-aamericans

Is Detroit becoming Detroit again?

Buttered sausage.

Good thing i catfish as Gary Busey.

Maybe 30 years ago when the arcade was destroyed by a tornado.

AC/heat doesnt work when the vehicle is turned off. Some vehicles require getting out and smacking the starter with a hammer to get it to turn over. Just to give a couple of reasons why you wouldnt want to turn off your vehicle when stuck by a train.