Fuck it, let’s burn down the whole world

But which people? In the eyes of MAGA, they count for less if they’re poor, unemployed, disabled, democrat, gay, transgender, or non-caucasian

Not a bloody chance

Maybe Trump will go to Vegas and gamble it all away. And then the people he’s secretly bribing will come for him

I’m surprised Trump didn’t try to force it to be on every channel, just like in Panem people are pretty much forced to watch the Hunger Games

Unfortunately, I’m convinced Trump will live to be 102

Despicable

I was told it was in case of a tyrannical government

Canada is so influenced by American culture, Canadians think the American constitution applies here

This strategy implies rules still apply

I figure the only reason it’s 911 in Canada is to avoid confusion because we watch so many American shows and movies

Isn’t there some kind of protocol for when the president is insane?

Don’t worry, the Republicans will fix it

I hope so

I REMEMBER

Did they try to divide by zero too?

Order pi to equal 3

Yes, fucker fucking counts too, fucker

There are no laws, we made the whole thing up. The people with the power to enforce can make up whatever laws they want and nothing is forcing them to apply the rules consistently.

Maybe they’re gonna use an AI deep fake to keep him alive