Can’t be his dad either, as he drives a Plymouth.

Who’s that douche?

Two men with no military experience who haven’t so much as been in a fistfight. Makes sense.

There’s no provision for delaying elections for any reason.

Oh, I guess we should have just flipped the “overthrow tyranny” switch.

Think about what you’re saying for fucks sake.

OK he talks about himself in the 3rd person now.

He’s always done that.

The Ayatollah should have just stroked his ego a bit.

If we know that, so do they. If intergalactic travel is no different to them than driving across town is to you and me, why wouldn’t they?

To study us. You might as well ask why scientists bring wild animals in to study.

there’s no explanation as to why the former rebels (whatever they were called at that time I forgot) were still such a small force compared to the new big bad

They weren’t. A good portion of them became the New Republic, which was destroyed by Starkiller Base.

not to mention why this order exists in the first place, what their motivations were, how they got their numbers and resources, etc.

They were what remained of the Empire plus new recruits/conscripts taken in the period after the Battle of Endor.

Oh, come now, Karl. We know you hold a good bit of responsibility for that and so do you.

Sioux City is better.

Except that it ignored everything set up in the previous movie, thus causing the next movie to be an absolute mess.

Melt it into nuggets and sell it piece meal. An ounce of gold is worth $4k

Things are only illegal if you get caught.

Explore. Who cares? Where’s your wanderlust?

Damn, you can’t get anything right, can you?

You turned out to be a real piece of shit.

Why the fuck would you give them to authorities?

70 years ago people said we’d never go to the moon. 100 years ago people said we’d never fly across the Atlantic. 600 years ago people said we’d never circumnavigate the globe. 1,000 years ago we couldn’t travel to China. 10,000 years ago we’d never see past that far mountain.