That’s not “logic”. I can’t even get a name for that. I hope you’re wrong, because if you’re not… then… nah, just wrong.

Yes, very-very secret. Like totally secret. Nobody knows that very-very secret secret.

How?

Relatives of the killed jogger: Hey, we deserve to eat that furry piece of shit!

But hornieness just improves any day!

Remember kids: talking about recursion is craziness, talking about covfefe – genius.

“Being valued” is another meaningless speculative bubble. What income did that company produce?

No, I suppose, it just gives them a chance to show their behaviour to more people. Now they can insult many people, ban people, just shout stupid cringey teenager shit. They become more noticeable. Not worse. They always were obnoxious stupid brats.

Ooooo! Long-term planning. Respect, respect…

Look at those Germans, can’t even maintain a castle. Barbarians!

Send her to Trumponia.

I actually thought it was some nuanced kind of stream. Like streaming the old recorded gameplay. Or something like that.

What is coldplay?

Apple fans would like even “Liquid shit with fart bubbles UI” if it would be released by Apple.

Is it considered good? I don’t think many people at 16 really care about politics. But I am absolutely sure that there are many imbeciles at 16 who would vote even for a goat “just for giggles”.

Be especially vigilant near pizza.

I naїvely thought that local moderation wouldn’t be such fascist like Reddit’s and local users wouldn’t be as fanatically crazy as Reddit’s. I was wrong. Lemmy is just Reddit but with fewer people and with faster interfaces (both site and Android app are significantly better than Reddit)

Because redneckness is, apparently, political in your society :)

Russia: You need our oil. You need it. Pay for it. Help us to kill those Ukrainians you don’t care about anyway. Our oil is important.

Oh, look at them. Owners of the country forgot to ask slaves how to use the resources. Bad, bad masters. Shame on them. Anyway…