Don’t be mad, this joke is so old and tired that a sunagogue considered it safe to tweet in 2021

Ok but hear me out… dog chariot.

At a scientific conference I saw someone presenting a cat study poster. Japanese guy studying the neural control of bowel movements. His prep had a balloon inflated up a cat’s ass to measure peristaltic contractions.

… don’t you think a lot of Trump votes were defensive votes against Hilary/Harris? Telling people to vote against the worse candidate is morbid and devoid of hope.

Elections should be restructured so people aren’t forced into 1-on-1 battles. People naturally have more diverse beliefs than a left/right spectrum. The current system was gamed into crisis. Time for an amendment

Yeah, I thought everyone was aware they are building datacenters and basically investing in infrastructure right now. Their spending doesn’t reflect how much it costs to deliver the service.

I don’t believe they will succeed, I just think there’s more discussion to be had here than repeating “fuck AI lol”

You are right that your odds for self-sustainability aren’t good to suddenly switch to literary author. You need book deals first. Try talking to some authors (online if nothing else) to see what the day-to-day is like.

Pediatrics has a lot fewer drug addicts and dementia cases. Would you move to a teaching hospital? Changing scenes (while a lot of work) gives a fresh buzz to ambition

Option 3 works for me

which is part of the LA metro area, in case you’re like me and thought of the NorCal aquarium town

Is this really an X-ray? I thought you’d see all the ribs and limb bones instead of an imaging slice like this

C-suite smart

Data centers demand enormous grid increases on short notice. That is why they are “discriminated” against

It’s a good thing the rate of catastrophic collisions with neighboring bodies is at its lowest in a void. At this point we may as well assume our lack of neighbors was beneficial to our being here in the first place

If you are always on your best behavior, doesn’t that also mean you are also on your worst behavior? Are there specific times to relax permitted?

What is it about the plummeting rates of violent crime in the past few decades that called for this erosion of human dignity?

And you can’t make curry powder from the leaf. Curry tree leaf is fried fresh in oil and removed, to add an aromatic flavor. Regional to South Indian dishes

Because they have a stethoscope on the floor

Some percentage, including me, would have built a second or third

You are closed in on three sides. This is a good spot for mint. I recommend putting 30cm/1ft of woodchips/mulch as a barrier to keep it all in.

Sprinkling it in your carpet is probably past the threshold for safe breathing. Would probably harm your vacuum, too.

I GET why you did it, it just doesn’t translate to a PSA without asterisks

Ammonia smells like Windex. Any piss connoisseur will tell you the importance of dimethyl sulfide, butyric acid, and trimethylamine

They are accusing the UK govt of both being too strongly sensitive against anti-semitism (banning protests), and unapolagetically anti-semitic (allowing these depictions).

What is the point of this post?