Rape is so funny 🤣

Wouldn’t it be so funny if Trump choked to death on a balloon animal on national TV? I’d shit myself in his memory.

In this exhibit, we can see how the conservative is literally unable to see things from an alternative perspective. It’s compelling, yes?

We can see here how the subject assumes that everyone is as stupidly contrarian as themselves; the subject literally cannot conceive how anyone would hate having untrained “soldiers” kicking down doors without a warrant. The tiny brain cannot fathom judging someone for raping women and children, since they themselves would do it if they could get away with it.

Fascinating creatures, conservatives. They’re so self-absorbed that even their criticism of others is, in fact, a mirror at their own gullibility.

Push it.

Twist it.

Bop it.

Oh no, I’ve been noted!

Please don’t note me, I’m so scared of what reactionary centrists who say dumb shit think! 😱

Except the left actually believes that every person has an innate dignity and doesn’t deserve to be starved on the street, while the right believes that every person has a duty to be dominated by their “betters.” That’s what those phrases mean.

Totally the same thing, what an insight.

Hey, you got one right.

That’s not how that one works either.

That’s not how that idiom works.

So your job makes you a scared pussy drama queen. Got it. 👍

In our midst? You’re from Peru, about as far from NYC as it’s possible to be in this hemisphere.

“In our midst” LMAO! Why do right-wing trolls have to be such scared pussy drama queens?

To be fair you’re supposed to go see a doctor after four hours, and we’ve only just heard.

Excuse me, you dropped this

I don’t think so. My grandpa was just a slow and messy eater, so he’d take his food to eat in the living room. He always said that he could eat a peach for hours.

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Because he’s a misogynist who uncritically repeats white nationalist talking points when he has them on his show to preach about how the demon-rats are communists funded by George Soros?

Right-wingers really think everyone is as dumb as they are.

I guess China is a Republic for the People then, huh? You know, since it’s in the name? LMAO what a tool. Reactionaries are all a bunch of lying, degenerate assholes who want to make their fantasy life a reality.

Read a book.

Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

I’m sure one of these days conservatives will vote for the (D). We just have to keep trying to meet them in the middle for another thirty years! Let’s try putting one of the Cheneys on the ballot next time.

Now whose rights are we gonna sacrifice first? I vote old people’s.

I’ll be so happy when the “it’s just a prank” style humor dies.

Maybe I’m just too square to understand what’s funny about yelling “Zohran Mamdani hates Asian people!!”