You have to recalibrate your cat by rotating them 360 degrees in 3 axis

Dming on Lemmy

TFW when the AI that analyzes facial muscular movements, eye movements, pulid dilation, hearth rate and blood pressure, and response time flags you for “secondary screening” because you’re dyslexic.

>:3 I’m doing a trolling hehe

Where I grew up they had these outdoor lock boxes where everyone had a slot with their own key and then there were a couple larger spots where they could put packages and then put that key in your mail slot. Postal worker just opens the whole front face and loads the mail for like 50 people. They put them at the beggining of the road out so people could stop and check their mail on their way in/out. Seems like a great solution for rural areas.

Swamp pilled and moisture maxxing

Boobs never change

0 relatable things to share with people irl

I’m having a hard time understanding this. I guess I get not being 100% with the clusterfuck of news, but don’t think that’s a bad thing. If you don’t know what they’re talking about then just ask them what’s happening. Other than that is the only thing you have to talk about IRL are memes?

I try as hard as possible to not let the internet bleed into my real life. Saying or talking about a meme IRL is cringe that I cannot commit. I have plenty of hobbies, interests, knowledgeable experience, etc to be having normal human conversions. And usually so do other people.

Lemmy and YouTube are the only user created content that I view and don’t feel like I’m missing out on anything. And I feel I should cut down my usage of both. I wouldnt say I’m a privacy freak but do as much as a can with as little effort because 90% of it doesn’t take much.

If you’re not happy and “just want to enjoy stuff” then go for it, do whatever makes you happy. I think its a pretty inconsequential decision. Only you know what’ll make you happy, sometimes you gotta try different things and figure out what the balance is to accomplish that.

I’m a simple man, I see large boobs and butt, I purchase gold necklace.

Live in a van and migrate with the berries. Bater excess for fuel and keep moving. Or embrace full hobo and ride trains.

They were maintaining the idea that we don’t live post scarcity. That there aren’t enough homes or food for the current population, so there can’t be enough for a large population. The rich will never give up being the elite class and will perpetuate artificial scarcity until they die.

My cat needs me to hold her tail for her so she can lick the end of it without it getting away.

I’m tired boss

Media; music, movies, series, ROMs. Offline offgrid entertainment.

Kinda, for a long time. But for what? I don’t think there will be a SHTF, just a slow boil of increasing authoritarianism, growing class inequality, and failing climate. I’d rather build a earthship. But don’t have money to do either of those things.

I’m headed for the middle of nowhere. Building an rv, filling up hard drives, and just gonna fuck off til 2026, or longer.

Laid off, took a lower job at a company that was family owned for >25 years. 3 months after they hired me they sold the company to a foreign investor. 3 months later they laid of 1/3 of us.

Cold enough that you don’t need ice but you’d probably still want some. They used to do this thing for like $7 a month you could get a drink everyday. I was putting down 44oz of horchata every day.

The circle k near me has it at the fountain. Its not the best but you can get a xlarge for $1.