At least switch to vaping. It’s 95% less harmful, especially if you go with an open mod and not sketchy gas station liquid.

The problem is that they’re never satisfied with just their little patch. They want everything.

He’s actually doing a lot of damage to the maga movement right now. Every time he shows up to a rally to support a candidate, their polls tank.

I hope he lives until after the midterm elections are over, then I hope he dies publicly of natural causes so he can’t be used as a martyr.

The fact that you see the issue as a binary choice means you’ve spent too much time in your “fuck cars” echo chamber.

Your biggest logical fallacy is assuming that everyone who doesn’t have a choice but to own a car in order to survive wants things to be that way.

I don’t have a choice. I have to cross a highway to get into town, and riding my ebike isn’t safe at all. Before that I lived out in the country about 15 miles from the city.

I also vote for every public transit measure my city has, as well as politicians who support increasing public transit. Yet your assertion is that I’m a narcissistic monster who wants the world to burn.

I’m sure, like with everything he says, that it’s a bald-faced lie.

I’m sure he’ll order bombings tomorrow after the market closes.

Didn’t he straight up say he was going to do that?

They’re just going to kill him.

You need to get out of your echo chamber. Life isn’t black and white like that.

It is if you’re Mormon.

At our grocery store, their self checkout hates me because I apparently scan things too fast.

It’s why true anarchy and communism are pipe dreams. They all hinge on the assumption that assholes who lust for power over all else stop existing, as well as the idiots they charm with their charisma.

Those people are like a glioblastoma (unsurvivable brain tumor). Sure, you can get rid of the bulk of the tumor, but it’s little tendrils remain and it’ll come back eventually

You do realize that many people do not have access to public transportation, right? Having a personal vehicle isn’t always a choice.

But being a cunt is a choice.

It was just a Mitch Hedberg reference.

The problem is our crude is low quality and is harder to refine, which is why we import a lot of it.

My FIL uses superglue when he puts up anti trump stickers.

Buddy did get in the “how much did you send to Israel” quip at the end.

Do you really think you’re changing people’s minds by being a cunt?

And the medical schools. Even in the 90s students were taught that you couldn’t get addicted to opioids if you had legitimate pain.

He didn’t escalate, he responded in kind.

Actual cops can take a while to respond, and making a phone call while you’re actively being attacked is more likely to cause a drunk asshole to escalate further.

Like they said, your troll game is super weak. No one is upset at you; we just think you’re stupid.

This definitely pays off if you tip well at a bar you’re a regular at.

At our local Mexican place they would spike our margaritas so much that occasionally they’d be almost undrinkable. I’m pretty sure they were tossing a shot of everclear in it.

But it was great, before our server even made it to our table, they’d bring us our drinks and queso dip.