don’t do what johnny don’t does
I’m not flailing.
I’m treading water angrily.
don’t do what johnny don’t does
goofus and gallant reborn for a new age
Honestly I hadn’t thought of him until this post about that tweet.
Talk about a living.
luckily my oven is in radians
but it only make pi
according to larry wall perl is the looney tunes theme song
reincarnation + carcinisation = clickyclackclack
anyone with extensive use of kitchen tongs has a primordial understanding of our clicky-clack fates
Emotional Support Cowboy Outfit.
For when you are too fierce for the chaps there is the F-150.
They’re harder to extinguish than a gas car if they end up catching on fire.
Yeah that is gonna be a bigger problem than most people imagined.
First you have to stops the cars to gets the money.
I’m sure the Ferengi could have said it better.
Xians are so friendly especially the part where they believe that I am going to suffer for eternity in a lake of fire.
Feel the love.
And that is how you end a joke.
you can’t park that there
Meanwhile deaths by the police have increased, again.
google is just gonna slowly fade away like some bad early sci-fi teleporter schtick
The closest thing Ms. Parton ever did to sin was Rhinestone, and that is still one of my favorite movies of all time.
Because if one uses the word “good” sea lions en masse migrate immediately and surround the speaker demanding to change the subject to are ethics real and why the mean tone and is that even a word.
21st century school house rock
Race condition is ranger ability after level 3, 5, 9, and 11.