I grew up being taught that dolphins are like dogs that swim and orcas are dangerous.

Turns out orcas love humans and refuse to attack us unless we are being flaming assholes and dolphins are just born evil.

I’m good, thank you.

But after an ethnic cleansing and defacing of a sacred native landmark.

I wonder what the N64 sounds like.

Nintendo cheats on the virtual console loading screens. The home consoles before the GameCube don’t have a startup sound, so they use the default coin pickup for the NES, the Super Mario World startup sound for the SNES, and the Mario 64 startup sound for the N64. Maybe they’ll just stick to those identifiers.

I’d love to get my hands on an og DS keychain.

Is that Marlon Brando?

“I deserve to relax for the rest of the day.”

Get tied to 2chains with two chains.

“Love yourself, if you can bear it.”

The UN needs to start kicking out nations that have since fallen beneath the dress code.

James being the gf.

That’s moss.

Might still have more polygons than the actual game models.

Large books you find in an MMORPG be like…

She IS credited as “Vice President’s daughter,” so I don’t understand what the drama is about. Maybe she auditioned for a bigger role and got snubbed. Or maybe she originally had a bigger presence in the movie and it was mostly cut out.

From the Iron Man 3 credits:

For those who are as confused as I was, she played the Vice President’s daughter. I would not have recognized her, she’s so young back then. She is in one scene in the entire movie and she has no lines.

Reminds me of the Boneless Chicken Farm FarSide comic.

turns around

The furnace minecart pinged out and stopped moving several chunks back.

Their journalism beats your baseless allusions of violence by every conceivable metric.

“That was good, now rinse.”

Ponder this hook shot.