So let’s see… Shitting white means a lack of bile, pissing red means you have something wrong with the urinary tract or kidneys, and bleeding blue means you’re a hermit crab.

Why are they being soaked in fabric softener?

“rubber” bullets are supposed to be bounced off the ground to dissipate their energy before they impact someone

Well, yeah. The popemobile has bullet resistant glass. Can’t have that protecting those evil medics or their terrorist patients, now can we?