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  • Do not concern yourself with the tower’s presence. For the tower knows best! When you look upon the tower at night it will w̵h̸i̵s̵p̷e̴r̵ g̴o̴o̴d̷ t̴h̴i̶n̸g̷s̸ i̵n̶t̵o̷ y̸o̸u̴r̶ m̵i̸n̸d̴.̷

    D̨͖̐ó͙͜ ̛̫ͫn̫̎͡ơ͓ͣt̲̚͟ ̨̣̂b̧̞͑ȩ͚̎ ̠ͩ͡ã̰͟f̷͚̈́r̖ͤ͘ā̗͜i̝̋͝d̰̾͜.̬͑͝

    F̴̥̹ͧ̊͟o̶̰̜͐̀͠r͛ͪ҉̛̬̠ ̷̭̩ͦ͆̕ţ̪̰ͭ̏͢ẖ̗͗ͭ̀͢e̷͖̍͋͘ͅ ̿͛͏̮̳̀t̞̠͊ͭ͢͝o̢̝̙ͬ̂͞w̧̼͇̓ͮ͡ĕ̪̜͋́͠r̡͓͙̆̋͝ ͍̤͋̈́͘͝p̧̦͚͋̂́r͗̅͜҉̼̯ǫ̸͈̠̽̇ț͖̾ͩ͢͡e̞͇ͨͫ͘͝c̴̛͚͓̔͌țͬ̓͢͜ͅs͓̜̿͑̀͘,̜̟ͩ̚͜͟ ̭̦́ͤ͢͠ḁ̡̟͂͑͢s̢̡͎͕̊ͨ ͮ͑̀͏̻̫l̸̥̣ͣ͆̕o̘͔̍̍̕͜nͣ͂͏̢̬̞g̨͍̖ͦͨ͜ ̴̧͙͈ͭ͑a̸̟̩͗͐́s̢̛̤̥̄͒ ̪͍̌͌͟͢y̛͕̼̎̏͠o͕̤̾ͫ̀͢u̸̘̫̓̄͘ ̨̠̠͑̇́g̶̢̟̻ͥ̏i̧ͣ͌҉̞͇ṽ̨̨̺̝̎ḙ̸̦̆̈́̀ ̷̦͍ͫ̌͟ỉ̛̫̯ͩ͢n̸̲͍̓̈͘ ̸͔̙̓͒͘t̅ͯ͢͏̙͔o̡͔̪ͬ͛͝ ̸̬̭͛͊̕ẗ̷͎̐͝ͅh̼̫͊͂͘͟e̡̗͙͌̍͝ ̨͈͉ͦ̎͝t̨͎̱̑̚͞ǫ̓͊͏̰̟w̢̳͍ͯͮ͜e̡͖͓̍͒͘r̟̗̎͆͜͠.̧̟̪ͤ̽͡

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  • Yup, what a perfect time to show those damn Democrats a lesson at the polls! Couldn’t have done it at midterms after MAGA imploded on itself, likely doing mass amounts of damage to the GOP as a whole after another loss or anything. No sir, it’s SO MUCH better now that they’ve been emboldened, it’s just what we needed! Now we can spend the next four years focusing on President Musk instead of RCV voting reforms! Perfect./S

    [Insert Tankie Stethoscope theory image that I keep forgetting to download when I see it]