Grip with your paws. I don’t need to google when I have actual experience.

You are probably a vibe coder or just relying on AI to do anything.

Dude, you have paws. Hands require phalanges. But dogs and cats have phalanges as well, which is why they can grip.

Damn, I can’t fathom how ignorant people are.

Just read, and stop asking me to do your fourth grade homework.

Nope.

Spelt? Are you smithing?

Your same source is going to tell me that irregardless is a damn word:

without having lack of regard?

Just learn language.

Dude…

And now you changed your response. Why are you butt hurt?

Look at your damn hand!

No, there is a pad to the paw, as there is a pad to your finger tips. There is a peak to a mountain. Goddamn, just I’m done.

Or just completely accurate.

You have to be just trolling. My entire cat’s foot isn’t a paw. Each foot or hand has multiple paws.

I think I am just talking to little kids.

You have paws on your fucking hand and feet! Goddamn, look at your hand. You see where the center of your palm is deep, but you have raised flesh at the base of your thumb and under your pinky finger, as well as the base of your fingers?

Dude, those are your fucking paws.

Fuck’s sake.

They aren’t appendages, they are attributes of the appendage. Has the world just gone crazy?

Grip it with your paws, don’t just use your fingers: if you ever worked with your hands you would have heard that phrase.

No. You have paws on your hands. Look at your hand. Grip it with your paws: common expression.

See the dip in the middle of your palm? See how there are little mountains around it? THOSE ARE YOUR PAWS.

Yes… what?

Paws are part of the palm. You grip with them.

I swear, I want to shake the hands of all of the dorks so they can feel their fucking paws.

Are you from another world? You don’t know where your paws are? Jesus on a cracker, you are so damn ignorant.

Do I need to explain that you also have thighs? Not just chickens have them.

Seriously, what the hell do you use for grip? Your paws. This is insane.

Google grip with your paws. OMG, you are going to get your goddamn mind blown.

I know you haven’t worked construction, but you probably should wear a hard hat just in case.

Really cannot fathom why in the world I am having to explain something so fundamental.

Etymology. This is silly. Are you not an animal?

Me either. I am a rather fungi.

So silly: do you refer to the palms of your feet? Do you refer to the back paws of a dog? Just dumb.

And you used effectively ineffectively.

Like, what effect are you affecting? You realize the difference between nouns and verbs, right? Because we are discussing nouns.

Just, I don’t know, etymology.

Oh, you sky-intists. You won the smart award for this.

And did you read it? You rub the palm.

(slow clap using my paws…)

Ok, so you know how you have features on your palm that stand out? Like the base of your fingers, the base of your thumb, and the opposing side: That IS your paw.

T-shirt. Because you have two arms.

You aren’t a golf course. The tee isn’t shaped like a T. Though now you have me imagining Jesus on the green.

The Jewish people really like hockey, as Moses separated the sea into ice and water, which allowed the slaves to skate across, but the heathen Egyptians hadn’t received the ice skates from God.

(this joke may require a quick search for FIH)

You apparently don’t study the Torah.

You have a paw, or palm, of your hand, as well as your feet. Seriously, kids…

You activated the magic by rubbing the palm/paw, not the knuckles. Not the fingers. This just seems so silly to me.

On that note, Tyler Durden and the Narrator were the same person. And Bruce Willis was a ghost. And when Jeff Dunham (sp? don’t like his comedy) is up there with the puppet, he is actually THE ONE SPEAKING, never the puppet.

The more you know. (shooting star)

He commented as if people in IT didn’t already know. Did you know that an exobyte a billion gigabytes?

What? Are you ejaculating gas? Dude, that’s a fart. Do it from the other direction, but don’t do it in the shower.

Dear lord, talk to a plumber. Ejaculate becomes more vicous when heat is applied. Your shower drain probably looks like the president’s arteries. And it sticks to hair. You are going to have an embarrassing discussion with the plumber, buddy.