Quantum foam makes me roam…

Wow!! What are the odds!

I guess I’ll happen myself up a cup of tea

I think when a cat almost trips you they get to see your multiverse selves go tumbling and crumbling down the stairs.

Explains why cats are so smug too.

Sigh…

opens up tbr list

You can totally yolo baking, just don’t expect consistent results.

Actually, even if you do everything exactly the same it’s best if you don’t expect consistent results.

No it’s simple see 16oz is 1.2 flasks which is easy to remember because it’s based on King Ralph’s favourite cup and Ralph famously died tripping over a cocksnake (unfortunate name but I won’t censor history) and what do you trip with? That’s right, your feet. And how many feet do you have? Exactly, 2. Hence 1.2 flasks to 1 16oz can.

But I hate all those things 🙎🏻

Capitalism turns an ordeal into a tragedy

Can confirm, the one place that actually cared that I went to school for programming was my first job, because they got to write off part of my salary on their taxes.

Every job after that just looked at skills, vibes (they call it “culture fit”), and references.

She’s aura farming

That’s never been the case. Source: I can never tell if I’m muted or umuted

Ah so if I just use a table spoon then is still 0! Free oil! (Don’t tell Americans.)

Ah yes, automation, the field that is well known for systemizing processes into chains of predictable machine I/O — the perfect place to inject the mercurial hallucination service I rent.

Talk to your store. I think they’re selling you bum beans. I’ve never had that happen to me. I’ve had some slightly harder but still totally edible.

Source: I eat beans weekly in the wintertime

You soak them overnight then boil them on blast for like 30 minutes? If they’re still not coming to then it’s likely your dry beans are too old.

Age definitely matters. They can go hard, they can even go off. Had the later happen with chickpeas

Any streaming service.

It’s not even about the money specifically, if that’s what it actually cost or if it was going to a good place. It’s the greed of constantly trying to find that line on how hard they can squeeze and at what price point people will keep taking it.

Dry beans life

Guilty of what, public littering? I guess he did leave a pile of garbage on the street.