Some of that flat card stock junk mail is good for scooping up cat barf

All 5 of mine too.

Yes, good story. Where I’m from, they are more likely to stand in line for 23 cent pizzas https://nbc24.com/news/local/papa-johns-selling-23-cent-apology-pizzas

I propose we swap our biggest criminal, that dude with 34 felonies that hasn’t served any time yet. Edit: Since he’s already so fucking old, serving the time at CECOT will make up for some of our lost time.

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Yeah, I can see that

Better give him a good wank just in case

I will grant you, that it does very much feel like that at times lol

Kind of looks like a crazy peep too. Want to pop it into my mouth.

You still can. You probably have at least one atom from Carl in you by now.

drat. yeah, that’s a good possibility.

lol nice. fyi…you should be able to right click (or long press if on mobile) on an image and select copy and then paste it directly into the message window.

lol great catch! especially for the ladies…

That one gets a bit trickier. But, in my own experience, one can certainly change how they let things affect them.

Then remember that neither exist and do what you need to do to enjoy the present.

Only my early attempts at creating my own agents early on. But, that wasn’t sustainable because it used the API and ate up my money too lol

Hell, they probably can’t even be bothered to read the full piece of paper they distribute

For sure! I’d love to see those fuckwads get a visit from the secret service

Jesus gave birth to the bunny (immaculate conception) while he was in the cave and then the bunny went out and laid the eggs

Hopefully after wiping them from butt to nuts 🤣