I was trying to move a job site, well seasoned porta-potty with a Bobcat. I should have strapped it to the forks……….

Combined IQ of -7.

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There was a mafia Don interview I saw and they asked him the #1 rule of being a mafioso. He said “never wear shorts, no one will take you seriously”😂I think about that every time I wear shorts

A subscription fee to not do anything, what a bunch of criminals. What a fucked up country we live in now :(

Jumpers are the best, they are legit adorable 😍

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“Your mom” jokes are old, tired, and been done a million times……….just like you’re mom!!!

^ me

Funny you say that- I’m a landscaper and plant a ton of stuff, but I cannot for the life of me keep a houseplant alive. I try!!! have a black thumb I suppose 😂. And my many cats don’t help either. I’m a raging empath and can read people and animals like it’s my job. I prefer animals, thank you very much :)

Absolutely worth it. Animals are amazing. I live on a little farm and get to enjoy all kinds of awesome beasts. Very happy for warmer weather. Hope you two have lots of fun together 💕

Spring has sprung!! She is beautiful 💗

I’m still working on my die/ der/ das ‘s

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For me it’s the Warty Ausinp+ on my heart, terrible thing to have :(

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