I want my wife to be able to use it without having to install anything

This is too true

Yeah, that definitely doesn’t look healthy

while I like sambal sometimes I feel like there always is something I’m missing. it often has this penetrating taste of garlic that just doesn’t go well with the flavor of the chilies. Sriracha actually has the same issue for me.

No shit. AFAIK Tumblr us circling the drain as it is and barely able to keep the lights on

I think chutzpe and moxie used to be stats in Paranoia