Excellent films, but T2 and Amadeus both really stand out.

That would be super awkward

I’m not sure I could name a film that’s held up better than Amadeus.

Cum on the cilantro?

Don’t hold your breath.

But also, don’t be surprised.

It’s not like carrots need anything drizzled on them, and … well, there it is.

Only fifteen minutes? Speed demon

Cum on the carrots, I guess.

“Look at those stupid idiots, trying”

“We might hurt you if you try to leave.”

That “cornhole” should be left to anal sex enthusiasts and bean bag toss players should know their place.

Eh, we had a run.

I agree on all of that. We need to fast-track fast transit and put cars in the slow lane. It should be clear that wrecking eveything in the meantime will not win over the public.

I don’t want to be a murderer, but I guess this could be my chance to be a quadruple amputee.

Circle back with me after our next one-on-one

Your life could be better if selfish people weren’t making it worse. You should never feel shame for calling that out.

Eh, we had a good run.

I really only want to know how he pulled the trigger. And how he drove the car. And how did did both at the same time. And how he made a living off of cornhole. And how he threw the corns into the holes. And …

The difference is that your buddy knows that your work needs to be illuminated, not you.

Teach your children.

Oh, fudge.