Wake up babe, new sicc copypasta just dropped 🥵

U basedmaxxing and fibermogging no cap

NCC recommends installing devil’s horns as a handlebar and bitumen is demons’ cum. There’s no way around this, infinitesunrise, you maker of arguments™. I’m sorry.

I sure do but my loathing of asphalt is as sovereign and self-sustainable 👉👈

Fuck. Cars.

Including electric ones.

Including asphalt.

Well parks are just parking lots for people soooo

Cars are war on decency

I don’t think electric cars solve much. They’re still misery machines unworthy of human spirit. It’s fascinating how humanity ever accepted such murderous anxiety generators.

Of course

How much energy would be even needed if you removed cars, planes and rampant materialism?

Talking shit 'bout them sprouts, such a tough guy, get outta here!

Shaving ain’t it, dawg

Quite quixotic

Jesus, those American states, OMG 😳

Look at that car shit, OMG. Fuck you, car. Fuck cars so much.

Also jump must be attempted

This meme doing all the heavy-lifting

“Cars are great” - mark of the beast

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