static@kbin.social · 9 months agoy'all is such a great and incusive word, I love it.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squarey'all is such a great and incusive word, I love it.plus-squarestatic@kbin.social · 9 months agomessage-square14fedilink
revampeduser@kbin.social · 9 months agoHumans are 80% water. So every time you drink a glass of water, you are engaging in cannibalism.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareHumans are 80% water. So every time you drink a glass of water, you are engaging in cannibalism.plus-squarerevampeduser@kbin.social · 9 months agomessage-square2fedilink
revampeduser@kbin.social · 10 months agoIt would be paradoxical to tell a mosquito not to bite the hand that feeds itplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareIt would be paradoxical to tell a mosquito not to bite the hand that feeds itplus-squarerevampeduser@kbin.social · 10 months agomessage-square1fedilink
revampeduser@kbin.social · 10 months agoIf millions of years ago an asteroid wiped out dinosaurs, then we live in a post-apocalyptic worldplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareIf millions of years ago an asteroid wiped out dinosaurs, then we live in a post-apocalyptic worldplus-squarerevampeduser@kbin.social · 10 months agomessage-square0fedilink
revampeduser@kbin.social · 10 months agoLife would be much more difficult if we had a chance to say goodbye with everything that we leave for last timeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down10
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareLife would be much more difficult if we had a chance to say goodbye with everything that we leave for last timeplus-squarerevampeduser@kbin.social · 10 months agomessage-square1fedilink
revampeduser@kbin.social · 10 months agoWhen we start to live on mars, a "Planet of birth" section will be added in our passportsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down10
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareWhen we start to live on mars, a "Planet of birth" section will be added in our passportsplus-squarerevampeduser@kbin.social · 10 months agomessage-square4fedilink
revampeduser@kbin.social · 10 months agoNo response is a response, and it's a powerful oneplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareNo response is a response, and it's a powerful oneplus-squarerevampeduser@kbin.social · 10 months agomessage-square0fedilink
revampeduser@kbin.social · 10 months agoA couple of hundred years ago the idea that people get sick because of little creatures so tiny no one could see them living inside sounded like the craziest conspiracy theoryplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down10
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareA couple of hundred years ago the idea that people get sick because of little creatures so tiny no one could see them living inside sounded like the craziest conspiracy theoryplus-squarerevampeduser@kbin.social · 10 months agomessage-square3fedilink
revampeduser@kbin.social · 10 months agoGibberish spelt backwards is gibberish.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down10
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareGibberish spelt backwards is gibberish.plus-squarerevampeduser@kbin.social · 10 months agomessage-square1fedilink
revampeduser@kbin.social · 10 months agoThe weirdest thing about living alone is how many hours you go without speaking a single word.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareThe weirdest thing about living alone is how many hours you go without speaking a single word.plus-squarerevampeduser@kbin.social · 10 months agomessage-square4fedilink
revampeduser@kbin.social · 10 months agoBecoming a teenager is realising that your parents aren't perfect. Becoming an adult is forgiving them for it.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up124arrow-down10
arrow-up124arrow-down1message-squareBecoming a teenager is realising that your parents aren't perfect. Becoming an adult is forgiving them for it.plus-squarerevampeduser@kbin.social · 10 months agomessage-square13fedilink
revampeduser@kbin.social · 10 months agoIf you have $10,000 in the bank, finding $20 on the ground is like Jeff Bezos finding $286 Million on the groundplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down10
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareIf you have $10,000 in the bank, finding $20 on the ground is like Jeff Bezos finding $286 Million on the groundplus-squarerevampeduser@kbin.social · 10 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Flabbelgnarpf@lemm.ee · 10 months agoWe buy Pixelsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareWe buy Pixelsplus-squareFlabbelgnarpf@lemm.ee · 10 months agomessage-square0fedilink
revampeduser@kbin.social · 10 months agoIf you die a virgin, you are the first person in your direct bloodline to do soplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareIf you die a virgin, you are the first person in your direct bloodline to do soplus-squarerevampeduser@kbin.social · 10 months agomessage-square0fedilink
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works · 10 months agoLGBTQ+ isn't optimalplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down10
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareLGBTQ+ isn't optimalplus-squareloaExMachina@sh.itjust.works · 10 months agomessage-square7fedilink
lens_r@kbin.social · 10 months agoHappy people tell stories about a horrible life with a smile on their faceplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareHappy people tell stories about a horrible life with a smile on their faceplus-squarelens_r@kbin.social · 10 months agomessage-square0fedilink
okbuddyretard@kbin.social · 11 months agoSomewhere out there someone you liked wanted to hook up with you, but neither of you made the first move so neither of you thought the other liked you so neither one made a move.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareSomewhere out there someone you liked wanted to hook up with you, but neither of you made the first move so neither of you thought the other liked you so neither one made a move.plus-squareokbuddyretard@kbin.social · 11 months agomessage-square2fedilink
okbuddyretard@kbin.social · 11 months agoDue to deepfakes and people getting really good at editing, there's only going to be a very brief period in human history where video could be trusted as evidence.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down10
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareDue to deepfakes and people getting really good at editing, there's only going to be a very brief period in human history where video could be trusted as evidence.plus-squareokbuddyretard@kbin.social · 11 months agomessage-square9fedilink
revampeduser@kbin.social · 11 months agoArguing with dumb people actually makes you smarter because you have to figure out ways to explain things in a way a dumb person can understandplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down10
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareArguing with dumb people actually makes you smarter because you have to figure out ways to explain things in a way a dumb person can understandplus-squarerevampeduser@kbin.social · 11 months agomessage-square4fedilink
revampeduser@kbin.social · 11 months agoAlot of people will confuse xvideos and xhamster as being part of Elon's X Corp.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down10
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareAlot of people will confuse xvideos and xhamster as being part of Elon's X Corp.plus-squarerevampeduser@kbin.social · 11 months agomessage-square8fedilink