Mog Spawn@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前Overweight Texas National Guard troops sent homenews4sanantonio.comexternal-linkmessage-square25linkfedilinkarrow-up1340arrow-down14
arrow-up1336arrow-down1external-linkOverweight Texas National Guard troops sent homenews4sanantonio.comMog Spawn@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前message-square25linkfedilink
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31arrow-down2·2 个月前Except their dicks. S’why they compensate so much, with all their guns and general assholeishness.
minus-squareresipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·2 个月前I can’t imagine a lady not being satisfied by a conspicuously large belt buckle and a lifted truck.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 个月前Well, those kinds of ladies tend to buy their own, heh.
minus-squareotter@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 个月前Yeah, along with rechargeable batteries. 🤌🏼
minus-squareazimir@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 个月前Which is why Texas (state of freedum) regulates owning said devices. Can’t let women actually experience happiness.
minus-squareRcklsabndn@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 个月前Women can only experience happiness when it is legally meted out by an eligible man. /S
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 个月前These guys haven’t actually seen their dicks in years.
Except their dicks. S’why they compensate so much, with all their guns and general assholeishness.
I can’t imagine a lady not being satisfied by a conspicuously large belt buckle and a lifted truck.
Well, those kinds of ladies tend to buy their own, heh.
Yeah, along with rechargeable batteries. 🤌🏼
Which is why Texas (state of freedum) regulates owning said devices. Can’t let women actually experience happiness.
Women can only experience happiness when it is legally meted out by an eligible man. /S
Those are banned in texas, too.
These guys haven’t actually seen their dicks in years.