i have what i call the ihop theory. when you feel this way go-to ihop and order off their lunch menu. everything about the experience will be horrible and you’ll feel terrible for having paid for it. literally the next meal you have will be the best thing you had in ages and you will value every bit of it.
Ah yes, corollary to the waffle house theory, which is when you have your first All-Star Special at Waffle House and realize that it’s now all you want to eat for the rest of your life.
i have what i call the ihop theory. when you feel this way go-to ihop and order off their lunch menu. everything about the experience will be horrible and you’ll feel terrible for having paid for it. literally the next meal you have will be the best thing you had in ages and you will value every bit of it.
Ah yes, corollary to the waffle house theory, which is when you have your first All-Star Special at Waffle House and realize that it’s now all you want to eat for the rest of your life.