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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

National Guardsman Awakes Screaming From Nightmare About Americans Going About Daily Lives

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National Guardsman Awakes Screaming From Nightmare About Americans Going About Daily Lives

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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago
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FORT WORTH, TX—Catching his breath and wiping the sweat from his brow after he realized it was all just a bad dream, Texas National Guard member Jason Ringgold reportedly woke up screaming at 3 a.m. Thursday after having a nightmare about Americans peacefully going about their daily lives. “Oh God, they were carrying groceries and […]
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