The boss walks in, there’s someone on the phone for you:
- Phone: “Hi, I’m the leader person behind that book/television/film franchise you complain about online and gee-whiz, you’re right! We want you to run things from here on out.”
- You: “Do I get supreme retcon powers?”
- Phone: “Of course! We’ll even retroactively edit in your changes!”
Huh, that was easy. What are you changing?
Star Wars Episode 1-3 revamped with better actors and writing.
Everything Disney except Rogue One related material gets scrapped and redone.
Can midichlorians be eliminated ?
you no like jar jar binks? what did general jar jar binks do to you? 🤪
He took up 17.5% of the screen time in Episode 1, all of it annoying pointless nonsense … that’s what he did.