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minus-squarerafoix@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up126arrow-down2·1 day agoEvery scientific article with “could” in it is bullshit. I could have a twelve in cock in my pants.
minus-squareicelimit@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37arrow-down1·1 day agoTyped out the number but shortened the units.
minus-squarepiranhaconda@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 day agoNo no, it’s an in cock, not an out cock. Like the difference between innie and outie belly buttons.
minus-squareicelimit@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agoDude has 12 vagoos in his pants. Still identifies as a dude. Has trans gone too far?? When will he take a hint??"
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoWhen you’re in the pool too long
minus-squareLemmyoutofhere@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·20 hours agoLike a frightened turtle!
minus-squareregdog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·1 day agoDon’t shove numbers up your cock.
minus-squareImgurRefugee114@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 day agoI have the square root of negative one in my butt as we speak
minus-squareabsGeekNZ@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·22 hours agoI don’t believe you, that sounds irrational!
minus-squaresnoons@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoCaleful with that, I hear tell those cause sinusoidals.
minus-squareLeFrog@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 day agoNot sure about that tbh. Seems only tangential related
minus-squarecaptainlezbian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·24 hours agoNo need to brag that your girlfriend could be wearing your pants
minus-squareSidhean@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoWoah, you got a 12?! I only scored a 4 on my cock exam :(
minus-squarerafoix@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoIt might only be a 4 today but it COULD be a 16 tomorrow. Hallelujah!
minus-squareLemmyoutofhere@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·20 hours agoWho did you steal it from?
minus-squarebarnaclebutt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoKind of. More likely if you read the publication it is about something else, but that doesn’t drive clicks. Maybe you have a 12 inch cock in your ass?
minus-squarerafoix@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoI could but I won’t provide proof just like these lying science fiction articles.
Every scientific article with “could” in it is bullshit.
I could have a twelve in cock in my pants.
Typed out the number but shortened the units.
No no, it’s an in cock, not an out cock. Like the difference between innie and outie belly buttons.
Dude has 12 vagoos in his pants. Still identifies as a dude.
Has trans gone too far??
When will he take a hint??"
When you’re in the pool too long
Like a frightened turtle!
Don’t shove numbers up your cock.
I have the square root of negative one in my butt as we speak
I don’t believe you, that sounds irrational!
Caleful with that, I hear tell those cause sinusoidals.
Not sure about that tbh. Seems only tangential related
No need to brag that your girlfriend could be wearing your pants
Woah, you got a 12?! I only scored a 4 on my cock exam :(
It might only be a 4 today but it COULD be a 16 tomorrow. Hallelujah!
Who did you steal it from?
Kind of. More likely if you read the publication it is about something else, but that doesn’t drive clicks. Maybe you have a 12 inch cock in your ass?
I could but I won’t provide proof just like these lying science fiction articles.