• BeanisBrain [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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    2 months ago

    “Oh. But your ship. It’s so powerful?”

    “No, yours are just weak. I used a few mining lazers and it cut through your shields like butter, I through a few asteroids to soften you up, though I don’t really think I needed that. And your ships aren’t even built to handle a basic tractor beam. Honestly I’m still not convinced you’re actually from some military. I still think you’re trying to bluff me. Even Human pirates have better equipment than you.”