I’m sorry but the correct wording would be “To baldy go”
He’s still my favorite Captain, bald or not!
Last Time on Space Trek: The Next Crew “Contact Spacefleet Command. Let them know our situation.” says Commander Jean-Will Crusher, a German who speaks in a weirdly British accent, talking to helmsman Geordi la Troi. “Counselor Picard, what’s our situation?” he asks to Deanna Picard, the half Human half Vulcan counselor. “Captain, the crew of the Entership-C cannae take anymore! I suggest you give them a break,”
This… this hurt. This hurt so much to read.
Thanks. I hate it.
Utterly fucking cursed.
Have an upvote.
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No subtitles available for video. What were they saying?
I only know a little German, and he refuses to help.
She talks about the technical errors she made while performing and he says that it is a difficult piece and that the audience surely had not noticed.
Live wrong and perspire
I know this well!
(I live in Florida.)
Maybe it’s for a Starprise Party.
Oh you go straight to hell. Do not pass go and do not collect $200.
Anyone have a get out of hell card?
They have a work release program. Basically unpaid, bad hours, “experience pays for itself” etc bs but that’s Enterships. At least they have lots of cake and look good on resumes.
Ask B’Elanna
The attached audio is absolutely amazing. I think I’m in love.
Sh… should I start running?
Oh shit is that actually you? You have an awesome sense of humor. When you cracked up at the end was fantastic.
Yep. That indeed be me. That’s what I meant by the caption too, the ‘why did I feel compelled to do this’. Complete urge to do so. I enjoyed it and I’m glad you did too. Was pretty hard to fuckin keep it together. Also took me like 20 takes because I kept saying the things correctly instead of incorrectly.
That’s fantastic. You’ve got a great voice for this kind of stuff, too.
Awww, thanks. I appreciate it <3
Anytime! Long live and prosperous, friend
🖖
I know a redditor who has that username. Maybe the cake was for them? They are a huge Trekkie after all. Their username is /u/starprizeentership.
It’s VERY likely it’s just a coincidence but I couldn’t help but raise an eyebrow none the less 😅
Star Hope: A New War
That audio works, you could dub an entire episode and I’d enjoy it
Thanks! If I got paid to do readings of audiobooks or something I’d be so happy.
This reads just like “bad” starwars prequel memes
https://youtu.be/-w-58hQ9dLk?si=Q7yk8KseLBVcOLzF but Star Trek
Or literally this :3
Prepare for an interstellar joyride with ‘Starprise Entership’! Our zany crew is boldly bumbling through the universe, causing alien side-eye and cosmic giggles. If laughter’s the final frontier, we’ve already won the space race. Tune in for warp-speed hilarity!
I’m lying quietly in bed trying not to make noise and now I can’t stop giggling. I’m being asked why and now I have to get out of bed.
Thanks to Space Trek
Starprise Enterskia.
For maximal effect, read this while listening to the Animated Series theme. It’s like the TOS theme played sideways.
