happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agoI'm just saying shit would have gone down differently if I was a smurf bro.message-squaremessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up135arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up135arrow-down1message-squareI'm just saying shit would have gone down differently if I was a smurf bro.happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square14linkfedilinkfile-text
I’m not a weak man creating hard times like Papa Smurf. I’m a real smurf. I would beat Gargamel’s ass. MMA bro. BJJ,
minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·5 months agoThat’s the thing bro. I’ve been watching a lot of smurfs not sleeping much just watching smurfs. It makes me so mad that she keeps choosing Hefty Smurf over me. I know I could kill Gargamel with one neck chop. They don’t listen to me.
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 months agoYeah bro sleep is for the weak.
That’s the thing bro. I’ve been watching a lot of smurfs not sleeping much just watching smurfs. It makes me so mad that she keeps choosing Hefty Smurf over me. I know I could kill Gargamel with one neck chop. They don’t listen to me.
Yeah bro sleep is for the weak.