happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agoI'm just saying shit would have gone down differently if I was a smurf bro.message-squaremessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up135arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up135arrow-down1message-squareI'm just saying shit would have gone down differently if I was a smurf bro.happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square14linkfedilinkfile-text
I’m not a weak man creating hard times like Papa Smurf. I’m a real smurf. I would beat Gargamel’s ass. MMA bro. BJJ,
minus-squareaxont [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 months agoI politely refuse to live in a mushroom
minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 months agoI’d have a whole-ass mansion if I was a smurf. With a hot tub and a pool and a samurai fighting room and a big garage for all my cars.
I politely refuse to live in a mushroom
I’d have a whole-ass mansion if I was a smurf. With a hot tub and a pool and a samurai fighting room and a big garage for all my cars.