happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agoI'm just saying shit would have gone down differently if I was a smurf bro.message-squaremessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up135arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up135arrow-down1message-squareI'm just saying shit would have gone down differently if I was a smurf bro.happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square14linkfedilinkfile-text
I’m not a weak man creating hard times like Papa Smurf. I’m a real smurf. I would beat Gargamel’s ass. MMA bro. BJJ,
minus-squarecomrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 months agoI’d be called Badass Smurf fr
minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 months agoI’d tell the other smurfs “Just call me Danger Close.” It’d take some explaining because they haven’t watched the same war movies but they’d get it.
I’d be called Badass Smurf fr
I’d tell the other smurfs “Just call me Danger Close.” It’d take some explaining because they haven’t watched the same war movies but they’d get it.