happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months agoI'm just saying shit would have gone down differently if I was a smurf bro.message-squaremessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up135arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up135arrow-down1message-squareI'm just saying shit would have gone down differently if I was a smurf bro.happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square14linkfedilinkfile-text
I’m not a weak man creating hard times like Papa Smurf. I’m a real smurf. I would beat Gargamel’s ass. MMA bro. BJJ,
minus-squareKnilAdlez [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 months agoI call bullsmurf
minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 months agoI can’t even watch Scooby Doo anymore because I get too hyped up and want to kill all the criminals. That’s how much I hate bullies. Gargamel has been running his mouth for too long. I would feel nothing killing him.
minus-squareKeld [he/him, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 months agoSee this is how I know youre just a posersmurf, the smurfs in the comics were absolutely bullying gargamel all the time.
I call bullsmurf
I can’t even watch Scooby Doo anymore because I get too hyped up and want to kill all the criminals. That’s how much I hate bullies. Gargamel has been running his mouth for too long. I would feel nothing killing him.
See this is how I know youre just a posersmurf, the smurfs in the comics were absolutely bullying gargamel all the time.