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Spleen stuff, you wouldn’t understand
It’s the Kidney’s best friend, basically just there as moral support.
It leans on your stomach. Stomach lean, or spleen for short. The doctor who discovered it was English as a second language. Hence the spelling error.
something with blood cells?
it SPLEENS
Bursts.
Presumably energy bursts. Anyone got a spare spleen?
It stores blood for you to cough up when a superhero punches you.
Wouldn’t know, mine was removed after a bad thai meal.
It releases enzymes
It makes the part of the fart that smells
jack shit
at least in adults
it helps regulate certain enzymes during growth in children
It reticulates
You’re thinking of splines, friend.
Pretty sure mine reticulated before. Could taste sounds for a week.





