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kateMA to Shitty Ask LemmyEnglish · 2 days ago

without looking it up; what does the spleen do?

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without looking it up; what does the spleen do?

kateMA to Shitty Ask LemmyEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Spleen stuff, you wouldn’t understand

  • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    It’s the Kidney’s best friend, basically just there as moral support.

  • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
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    It leans on your stomach. Stomach lean, or spleen for short. The doctor who discovered it was English as a second language. Hence the spelling error.

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    something with blood cells?

  • kateOPMA
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    it SPLEENS

  • Nolvamia@lemmy.world
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    Bursts.

    Presumably energy bursts. Anyone got a spare spleen?

  • bizarroland@lemmy.world
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    It stores blood for you to cough up when a superhero punches you.

  • Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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    Wouldn’t know, mine was removed after a bad thai meal.

  • idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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    It releases enzymes

  • Cruxifux@feddit.nl
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    It makes the part of the fart that smells

  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net
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    jack shit

    at least in adults

    it helps regulate certain enzymes during growth in children

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    It reticulates

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      You’re thinking of splines, friend.

      • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works
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        Pretty sure mine reticulated before. Could taste sounds for a week.

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