We demand to be taken seriously
“The polycule saw you from across the bar and we like your vibe.”
I’m shuddering. Polycule horror…
One of these people fucked the family dog. Now it’s your turn to guess which.
Trick question?
I’d put my money on the guy on the right, personally.
The West Wing (1999) cast reunion.
Easiest trolley problem ever.
Photoshoot for the worm awards (they all have worms)

Super Smash Crackers
That woman is literally a jumpscare.
The Bride of Frankenstein?
Alley McBeal reboot
Five men. Two women. One Arby’s Beef ‘n’ Cheddar. No rules, No napkins.
This is TLC’s: Lunch Wars, brought to you by Arby’s.
first day of sitting lessons
when you open a pack of crackers in the class
This spring, A new season of Dynasty comes to ABC.
Andy Warhol meets with his team of lawyers to discuss lawsuits from trademark owners.
Ah!
The Pest Wing
The Jest Wing
Standing school class picture day
Nightmare blunt rotation
Damn new season of “The Traitors” is looking good
JDs school for couching fascist talking points
The lady in red is leaning near me Pressing cheek to teak
Stephen miller like “got a great deal on some pre-owneds that just rolled in; how does 14.88% interest sound?”
Marco instinctively standing at the door when in the room with Stephen Miller and there are no other brown people he can sell out nearby
Damn they’re getting weird with The Office reboots
Trump is in frame, but under the table just straight up slobbin whatever he sees (as if he’d be so giving)
TFW you’re in a board meeting and let out a “silent” toot
When the one sunny spot attracts all of the ectotherms
This was actually really hard to photograph since none of the subjects are typically visible in mirror
JDs school for couching fascist talking points
This tweaked something in my brain, so
Crouching liar, hidden cuck fetish













