Conker’s Bad Fuel Day
Conker’s with the Honkers
do they want me to fuck a gas station?
The Green M&M no longer does it for me, bring forth the busty gas station signage
AWOOOOGA BOIOIOIOING ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP HOWWWWL HOCHI MAMA!
I’m thinking about the person from the sign company who had to deliver and install this. Were they into it? Do they carry trauma with them? Was it just another job executed with cold dispassion? I hope they’re doing OK wherever they are
“How do you like the sign?”
“I think we need to go bigger…”
goes back to truck, gets toolbox full of all-weather sign-grade boobs, arranged by length and diameter
And they say America has no culture
what we had before gas went woke
I prefer bussy’s
Is that what they call Buc-ee’s in France?
Winona’sBetty’s Big Brown BeaverGiant bazongas are kinda up there with megamuscle freaks in my turnoffs. Once it goes past a certain point it’s just like “Whyyyyy do some people like this?” in my head. No offence to extreme body builders or people that like those things or w/e. I just do not understand the appeal at all.
Okay i agree BUT going through all the effort to make the boobs and cheeks jut out from the wall is KINDA funny
Claims to not like giant Bazongas
Yoko Littner PFP
Yoko is like the upper end of acceptable. She’s definitely big, but what I’m talking about is a step beyond that. Huge.
Just joshing around, but this makes me think of the “everyone going faster than me on the highway is a maniac” but for boobala.
Counterpoint
Ironically I’m complaining about this but I did know a really lovely girl in college who was roughly these exact same proportions, short but with extremely large boobs. Although she got them massively reduced as they caused ridiculous back problems.
In the case of that anime character, as is so often the case it feels like the problem isn’t the absolute size so much as it is the relative size. Like, if the character was taller and thicker all around and had a more mature face, it wouldn’t seem so ridiculous. But on an otherwise loli-coded body, it’s weird. Like, wings on a lion weird.
Was that drawn by the animators, or a fan?
That? It’s official. That’s just how that character is in the very problematic dragon maid show.
I mean, some women have naturally big bazongas while muscleheads did it to themselves.
Survivors of the 90’s when big plastic boobs were all the rage?
Look at those CHEEKS!
Do you think if I designed something like this and it said “STOP! Read <insert book> now!” I could get anyone to consume theory?
that sign wouldn’t last 10 seconds here. every kid would stone the tits out of it. the proportions of it is just so preposterous it’s perfect lmao.
Bert Beaver’s Pancake Log Cabin across the street
