This was in 2010 when Xi visited Finland as vice president.
Coal is outdated, kids on the naughty list now get solar panels.
This is the happiest I’ve ever seen Xi
Xi you have to meet with Trump today:
Xi, Santa will see you now in his workshop:
He comes close here
I love how he gives zero shits about gruesome here
I would have loved to be in the room for the “The Chairman will NOT sit in his lap” conversation that led to that table
there’s also something very surreal and Jim Henson about Santa’s body
there’s also something very surreal and Jim Henson about Santa’s body
that’s just how finns look
The North Pole will be getting an HSR line, and a secondary production location will open in Heilongjiang province, staffed by a team of elf engineers. The diplomatic deal also includes a formal recognition of the side of Christmas in the ‘War on Christmas’. Beijing is referring to this deal as “The Red Agreement for Common Prosperity”. Washington is expected to raise tariffs on commodities from the North Pole and add Santa to the state sponsors of terrorism in direct response. American states who still celebrate Christmas will have Federal funding cut.
Xi negotiates a reform on the naughty list, bad kids will now get gifts in stunning course correction.
even puyi got presents after the revolution
Santa is avoiding tariffs and getting the best value for his spending by aligning with the BRICS+ trading block. A contingent of elves will be consultants for the development of 10 mega-factories.
Why is Santa doing a “too small” gesture to Xi in that last picture? Is Santa gonna dunk on Xi?
Santa is speaking on the moral stature of the imperialist war dogs
to find out who controls you, think about who you’re not allowed to criticize
Elf general strike when?
Santa formally hands Xi the Mandate of Heaven.
That “BRICS girls” horny-coded antrhopomorphized-countries-as-thirst-traps comic, but one of them is Mrs. Claus
