i remember pizza hut being a lot better back then, honestly. pizza hut betrayed their commitment to quality pizza when gorbachev betrayed the ussr.

Imagine if they’d launched in post-overthrow Russia as Little Tsar’s, just to hammer home the counterrevolution

Lil Caesar’s also sucks. Even if we grant that he found some amazing pizza in the US, it’s hardly a straight line from bending the knee to the west to delicious pizza. Just look at the US itself outside of NYC.

Pizza hut is called pizza hut in Russian too? Funny how that works out.

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