• Many people say blood is thicker than water…I don’t know. I don’t think so. Not mine. Not during my presidency. Once I’m done they will be saying that water is thicker than blood. Water will be like sludge slowly moving through, it’ll be so slow folks. My bood will be fast, faster than anything anyone has seen. Faster than water. They won’t even know how to measure it. The blood cuff won’t cut it. They will squeeze the little ball and nothing happens because my blood is so thin. Pressure is impossible. I put a lot of pressure on my people, my beautiful people and I am very used to pressure. But not my blood. There is no more pressure and my heart beats very quietly because my blood is so thin. Very very quietly. The doctors can’t hear it anymore and they say that they have never seen a heart beat so quietly folks. It’s the first time in history.