Who caught a guy trying to lift about 20 bottles of hand lotion hidden under a few cans of beer while only paying for 1 frozen pizza.
And just told him to go away, didn’t bother any managers or anyone else with it.
According to what i overheard he’s always in there trying to pull something like that.
Better luck next time buddy. I think if you give them a bit more plausible deniability they’ll let you go by.
My friend with incredibly dry skin and his incredibly dry wife with their many, many incredibly dry children desperately needed those please let him be